Alyssa: HATES: peanut butter, messes, fake people, hate crimes, math, romantic comedies, cinnamon, ignorance, traveling, winter, talking on the phone. LIKES: literature, organizing, monkeys, cleaning, internet, horror movies, owls, queerness, food, tattoos, WCSU Q&A, swings, fall. LOVES: Deanna Maytas, Meagan Sacco, Krista Kolessar, Everett Redente, Jules Armentano, Natalie Napolitano, Michelle Sciarappa and Jess Sciarappa. var sc_project=8195047; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="0d52d865"; Tumblr (3.0; @alyssakolessar)http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c94b79304bb31eea57dd6b5f01185b52/tumblr_mlz1thh3JR1qdnjeyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51321876592http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51321876592Sat, 25 May 2013 15:10:52 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/66817bc2f2b94854ba4a542b980c959d/tumblr_mmxla68MjY1s8p8hdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51321843933http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51321843933Sat, 25 May 2013 15:10:23 -0400<p><a href="http://caricatureoftradingmistakes.tumblr.com/post/51304820433/only-in-new-england-would-it-go-from-80-degrees-to" class="tumblr_blog">caricatureoftradingmistakes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Only in New England would it go from 80 degrees to 49 degrees in under a week. </p></blockquote>http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51313965983http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51313965983Sat, 25 May 2013 13:16:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/80f4577b43063099ab35591434633a42/tumblr_mhr4lu8dXG1qjcdw9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51313859038http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51313859038Sat, 25 May 2013 13:14:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ed74b5edc4415aa143030bee67e584bd/tumblr_mnbaaeCCwt1r953sco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cnnbreakingofficial.tumblr.com/post/51304587379/fuckeverythingbecomeapirate-any-ideas-for-the">cnnbreakingofficial</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckeverythingbecomeapirate.tumblr.com/post/51278256571/any-ideas-for-the-new-park-sculpture-how">fuckeverythingbecomeapirate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”</p> <p>“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”</p> <p>“Perfect.”</p> </blockquote> <p>that’s cool as fuck though</p> </blockquote>http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51313487645http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51313487645Sat, 25 May 2013 13:09:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f7908316069e9287adf542479dc041b0/tumblr_mlywjiLzkT1r79idjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://duck-tective.tumblr.com/post/49088846786/you-can-have-14-pancakes-or-132-there-is-no">duck-tective</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no inbetween</p> </blockquote>http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51313478435http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51313478435Sat, 25 May 2013 13:09:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/51f2ee3a166c0f2b156fb4734241baf3/tumblr_mnd3p052as1qzk2upo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://frickyeah1990s.tumblr.com/post/51309977774/bring-in-the-dancing-lobsters" class="tumblr_blog">frickyeah1990s</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Bring in the dancing lobsters</p></blockquote>http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51312963388http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51312963388Sat, 25 May 2013 13:01:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4756c0479409034cc1db4b7d5d53d7c/tumblr_mgeyz43ZAw1rrg07eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51310030656http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51310030656Sat, 25 May 2013 12:18:47 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deerpong.tumblr.com/post/46065151999/eeveevo-only-real-graphs-have-curves-stop">deerpong</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eeveevo.tumblr.com/post/46064817288/only-real-graphs-have-curves">eeveevo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>only </span><em>real </em><span>graphs have curves</span></p> </blockquote> <p>Stop linear equation shaming</p> </blockquote>http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51310022817http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51310022817Sat, 25 May 2013 12:18:40 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rhydonmyhardon.tumblr.com/post/47397100709/rhydonmyhardon-like-what-if-from-birth-we-were">rhydonmyhardon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rhydonmyhardon.tumblr.com/post/47234923013/like-what-if-from-birth-we-were-all-assigned-a">rhydonmyhardon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>LIKE WHAT IF FROM BIRTH WE WERE ALL ASSIGNED A UNIQUE IDENTIFIER THAT SET US APART KINDA LIKE OUR URLS</p> </blockquote> <p><strong><em>…fingerprints</em></strong></p> </blockquote>http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51309988961http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51309988961Sat, 25 May 2013 12:18:10 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://foodtrucker.tumblr.com/post/32963314130/its-not-cold-said-the-pe-teacher-with-a-coat-on">foodtrucker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on</p> </blockquote>http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51309851176http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51309851176Sat, 25 May 2013 12:16:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bfd650cf433a12c202e72319abec7bee/tumblr_mn2z0cnWL41rduzpqo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51309791009http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51309791009Sat, 25 May 2013 12:15:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2efb425bcf09f889eab29c214745cd61/tumblr_mn9hypJOTz1qggfwio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51309701392http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51309701392Sat, 25 May 2013 12:13:58 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HfmOD5jImOs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gabbyroars.tumblr.com/post/51303409897/sleepingwithpiercethemice-serotonical-how-to" class="tumblr_blog">gabbyroars</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sleepingwithpiercethemice.tumblr.com/post/51264607325/serotonical-how-to-break-out-of-a-zip-tie">sleepingwithpiercethemice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://serotonical.tumblr.com/post/37896516356/how-to-break-out-of-a-zip-tie-potentially">serotonical</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information</p> </blockquote> <p>You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.</p> </blockquote> <p>Very cool</p></blockquote>http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51309429007http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51309429007Sat, 25 May 2013 12:09:52 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahtxtposts.tumblr.com/post/50809125197/why-do-shaving-commercials-have-girls-shaving">fuckyeahtxtposts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>why do shaving commercials have girls shaving their hairless legs like fuck if you really want to impress shave a sheep with the razor</span></p> </blockquote>http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51309350144http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51309350144Sat, 25 May 2013 12:08:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/02515767486b4127774f9d6980bdd9e6/tumblr_mn00hm7yIJ1rh1wv4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51309321801http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51309321801Sat, 25 May 2013 12:08:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9xwkgRhOz1qh89jro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bands-booksgalore.tumblr.com/post/47680056329/dafunk02-aflicted-one-of-my-professors-told">bands-booksgalore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dafunk02.tumblr.com/post/47678148476/aflicted-one-of-my-professors-told-me-that-the">dafunk02</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aflicted.tumblr.com/post/36398746520">aflicted</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>One of my professors told me that the most intelligent people are often the saddest and most depressed because they actually understand how shitty the world is.</p> </blockquote> <p>Thank you for this post…</p> </blockquote> <p>this is awesome.</p> </blockquote>http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51309236412http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51309236412Sat, 25 May 2013 12:06:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6ce473cf143815b9ae463bf4b5fcbfc9/tumblr_mn8am66YyT1qj26eao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://memeblock.com/post/51186289968/http-memeblock-com" class="tumblr_blog">meme4u</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://memeblock.com"><strong><a href="http://memeblock.com"></a><a href="http://memeblock.com"></a><a href="http://memeblock.com"><a href="http://memeblock.com">http://memeblock.com</a></a></strong></a></p></blockquote>http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51308965371http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51308965371Sat, 25 May 2013 12:03:02 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sfux.tumblr.com/post/51114298432/its-almost-june-better-start-getting-ready-for">sfux</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It’s almost June better start getting ready for Christmas</p> </blockquote>http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51308900771http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51308900771Sat, 25 May 2013 12:02:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8c86f7dba06855dee94bceb779e4df27/tumblr_mn89vv0kYh1rpu8e5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51308896056http://alyssakolessar.tumblr.com/post/51308896056Sat, 25 May 2013 12:02:05 -0400